aviolentlife:

if genitals don’t touch/aren’t touched in your fic, you had better not rate it anything higher than PG-13/Teen. R for violence my fucking ass. You’re not the MPAA, this isn’t a movie. if I walk into your R-rated fic and all they do is kiss a little, I’m going to curse your crops and come for your children like a fucking thief in the goddamn night.

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superwho-potterlock-fan:

Bloody autocorrect

lovefatesoulmates:

ziamstyles:

IS THAT HOW YOU THROW MONEY AT STRIPPERS HARRY IS THAT HOW

lovefatesoulmates:

ziamstyles:

IS THAT HOW YOU THROW MONEY AT STRIPPERS HARRY IS THAT HOW

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(Source: iwannazarryyou)

punkasslouis:

the moral of the music video is that if anyone ever tries to change you and make you be anything but yourself just start breaking all their shit

Look how far we’ve come

(Source: zenfords)

louiswilliam:

WHEN I HAVE A DAUGHTER I REALLY HOPE THERE IS A BOYBAND OUT LIKE ONE DIRECTION FOR HER TO LOVE AND BE OBSESSED OVER. I WILL WATCH ANY VIDEO SHE TRIES TO SHOW ME AND I WONT BAG ON THEM CAUSE I KNOW HOW SHE WILL FEEL ABOUT THAT BAND. ILL SHIP WHAT SHE SHIPS AND NOT PRESSURE HER TO “GO OUT AND GET FRIENDS” BECAUSE IF SITTING AT HOME AND READING ABOUT A BOYBAND IS WHAT MAKES HER HAPPY AND SMILE THEN GODDAMN IT IM GONNA LET HER

(Source: urbanoutsfitters)

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jadecake:

paledreamers:

danosaur-and-phillion:

activatewindows:

letshope:

Sickest Candle ever.

It’s like the olympic closing ceremony…

funny story about these, i had a red one on my birthday and everyone was like “wow this is the coolest fucking thing ever” and it plays music and all that, but when it came to actually eating the cake and taking the candle out, there was no off switch, so we had to smash it to pieces in the back garden to shut it up. turns out if you smash it up the music box still works. when i was in bed at 3am i could hear something so i opened the window, and it sounded like a tune you would hear in a horror movie before someone gets their body ripped to shreds and eaten. sleep well munchkins. you dont want this fucking thing.

^^^^^^^^MY MOTHER BOUGHT THIS FOR ME WHEN I TURNED 14 IT DIDNT STOP PLAYING WE DROWNED IT FOR 5 HOURS AND IT STARTED PLAYING THE SECOND YOU TOOK IT OUT OF THE WATER MY BROTHER SMASHED IT AGAINST THE  WALL 5 TIMES IT DIDNT STOP MY MOTHER THREW IT OUT 3 BLOCKS AWAY 

i love how every single time i see this there’s a new horror story about this candle

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best-of-funny:

jadecake:

paledreamers:

danosaur-and-phillion:

activatewindows:

letshope:

Sickest Candle ever.

It’s like the olympic closing ceremony…

funny story about these, i had a red one on my birthday and everyone was like “wow this is the coolest fucking thing ever” and it plays music and all that, but when it came to actually eating the cake and taking the candle out, there was no off switch, so we had to smash it to pieces in the back garden to shut it up. turns out if you smash it up the music box still works. when i was in bed at 3am i could hear something so i opened the window, and it sounded like a tune you would hear in a horror movie before someone gets their body ripped to shreds and eaten. sleep well munchkins. you dont want this fucking thing.

^^^^^^^^MY MOTHER BOUGHT THIS FOR ME WHEN I TURNED 14 IT DIDNT STOP PLAYING WE DROWNED IT FOR 5 HOURS AND IT STARTED PLAYING THE SECOND YOU TOOK IT OUT OF THE WATER MY BROTHER SMASHED IT AGAINST THE  WALL 5 TIMES IT DIDNT STOP MY MOTHER THREW IT OUT 3 BLOCKS AWAY 

i love how every single time i see this there’s a new horror story about this candle

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(Source: bored-im)

huge-motha-fuckin-snake:

gi-nnyweasley:

harry-ron-andhermione:

professorgilderoy-lockhart:

enemiesofthe-heir:

thechamberofsecrets:

has been opened

shit

don’t worry i’ve got this

no fuck you 

can someone help me rn

HISS HISS MOTHERFUCKERS

musicofthestage:

timelordparadise:

myownlost:

I’d like to cancel my subscription to Menstrual Cycle Monthly

I’m sorry, it appears you’ve taken out a fifty-sixty year subscription. However, we can pause it for nine months as long as you sign a contract that says you’ll take out a subscription to Baby Daily for at least eighteen years

Damn those Terms and Conditions.

larrystylinsobbing:

Songs of Bravery | {listen here} | (a mix for whenever you’re in need of some serious larry feels)

i. Stop - Against Me! | ii. If My Heart Was A House - Owl City | iii. Read All About It - Emeli Sande | iv.  Don’t Let Me Go - Harry Styles | v. Lonely World - The Vaccines | vi. Great Love - Vacationer | vii. Kiss Me - Ed Sheeran | viii. Always - Panic! At the Disco | ix. Sweet - Dave Matthews Band | x. Take Your Time (Coming Home) - fun. | xi. Come Back Home - Two Door Cinema Club | xii. The Wolf - Miniature Tigers | xiii. Only One Who Knows - Arctic Monkeys | xiv. You Are My Home - The Hush Sound | xv. I Love You More Than You Will Ever Know - NeverShoutNever! | xvi. Fold Your Hands Child  - Cobra Starship | xvii. Honey Pie - The Beatles | xviii. When The Day Met The Night - Panic! At the Disco | xix. Wish We Were Older - Metro Station | xx. You Belong To Me - Cobra Starship | xxi. The Bird And The Worm - Owl City | xxii. New Slang - The Shins | xxiii. To Be Alone With You - Sufjan Stevens | xxiv. Like Or Like Like - Miniature Tigers | xxv. When We First Met - HelloGoodbye | xxvi. My Love - Sia | xxvii. Wouldn’t It Be Nice - Beach Boys

larrystylinsobbing:

Songs of Bravery | {listen here| (a mix for whenever you’re in need of some serious larry feels)

i. Stop - Against Me! | ii. If My Heart Was A House - Owl City | iii. Read All About It - Emeli Sande | iv.  Don’t Let Me Go - Harry Styles | v. Lonely World - The Vaccines | vi. Great Love - Vacationer | vii. Kiss Me - Ed Sheeran | viii. Always - Panic! At the Disco | ix. Sweet - Dave Matthews Band | x. Take Your Time (Coming Home) - fun. | xi. Come Back Home - Two Door Cinema Club | xii. The Wolf - Miniature Tigers | xiii. Only One Who Knows - Arctic Monkeys | xiv. You Are My Home - The Hush Sound | xv. I Love You More Than You Will Ever Know - NeverShoutNever! | xvi. Fold Your Hands Child  - Cobra Starship | xvii. Honey Pie - The Beatles | xviii. When The Day Met The Night - Panic! At the Disco | xix. Wish We Were Older - Metro Station | xx. You Belong To Me - Cobra Starship | xxi. The Bird And The Worm - Owl City | xxii. New Slang - The Shins | xxiii. To Be Alone With You - Sufjan Stevens | xxiv. Like Or Like Like - Miniature Tigers | xxv. When We First Met - HelloGoodbye | xxvi. My Love - Sia | xxvii. Wouldn’t It Be Nice - Beach Boys

blackened-by-sadness:

blackened-by-sadness:

monochromatose:

cicatrici-belle:

Please don’t be angry…”, a daughter says to her mother after telling her she cuts.

Try to understand, don’t get mad.” a boy says to his friend after confiding in him.

I’m so sorry...” a girl says to her father after he sees the marks on her body.

Something is seriously wrong with this. If someone confides in you their most guarded secret, that they self harm, do not get angry. The trauma that self harmers go through, not only when they actually harm themselves but when they tell people about it, is trauma you can’t even think to imagine. The feeling of opening up such private things is the scariest feeling in the world, please try to understand.

When you get mad at a friend, sibling or even child, you’re doing nothing but worsening their problems. At such times literally all we want is for you to hug us and to tell us you will support and always love us. By throwing a fit and getting angry, you make things so much worse. Don’t make someone fee ashamed of their mental illness, it isn’t something they can necessarily control.

The courage it takes to say “I need your help” is something many people do not have, and so many people underestimate. I honestly applaud you if you have the mental strength to ask someone for help. If you self harm, please tell someone. It’s the hardest thing in the whole wide world and I was stupid not to do it before my parents found out. Don’t be ashamed of yourself, what you’re doing isn’t disgusting or shameful, it’s sad and you don’t need a smack you need someone to talk to and you need a hug. Never apologise for self harm, it’s not your fault.

Reblog this if you’re always willing to listen if someone wants to open up to you. I will always be there if you guys need to talk to me. I love you and I don’t want you to go through this heartache.

My absolute best friend of six years hit me when I told her. We haven’t spoken since.

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(Source: cicatrici-scolorite)

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best-of-funny:

petcool:

i like this guy

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(Source: microsoftbob)

  1. Camera: iPhone 5
  2. Aperture: f/2.4
  3. Exposure: 1/350th
  4. Focal Length: 4mm

elouvator:

casserolleringer:

louyouwhore:

elouvator:

pretty sure one direction sits around in their hotel rooms having heart to hearts passing around a pair of scissors and cutting their t-shirts into tank tops 

they’re millionaires, i’m sure they can afford to each have their own pair of scissors 

And I think they can afford to buy tanktops

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did u fucking say something

(Source: mr-nonsensical)

manlyliam:

the first member of one direciton to publicly punch someone will be my favorite member forever